"Is it okay if my knee touched my sandwich and then I ate it?
Is it okay if I touch my book then I touch my face?
Is it okay if I dropped a crumb on my shirt? An ant won't crawl up my shirt will he?
Is it okay if I touch the couch then touch my popcorn then I eat it?
Is it okay if my knuckle touched your food?
Is it okay if I got some salt on the computer?
Is it okay if I wipe this eye booger on you?
Is it okay if I dropped a pretzel on the couch?  Can I eat it?
Is it okay if I get pee on my hand and pull up my pants before I wash my hands?  I won't get it in my mouth, will I?
Is it okay if I ate and then I touched a wall?
Is it okay if this Cheez-It fell on the blanket and then I ate it?
Can I wipe my hands on my pants? I won't get grease on them will I?
This isn't poison is it? (10x a day minimum on this one)
Is it okay if I don't say thank you or hello? What will happen?"

These and similar questions....all day...every day these days and for quite a while now. Funny? Yes? Sometimes annoying when they've been coming at us rapid fire? You bet.

Mom & Dad